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1. No

Trade in that car, send it off a cliff, set it on fire, do what it takes to get rid of it.

2. Dunkin' Donuts robber

He didn't want to tear a muscle. The money he stole wouldn't cover the hospital bills, and then what's the point?

3. I said what I said

Hand over the soup.

4. Important video

Cronch cronch cronch.

5. Grumpy dads

Before long, that's his pet.

6. Ratatouilled

A rat doing my job better than I can while I do nothing? Sign me up.

7. We have to turn back 

Once you become a father, anything more than 68 degrees feels like hell.

Maggie Stanwood was born and raised in small-town Iowa before moving to Wyoming in middle school. After her brief stint in the Wild West, she attended the University of Missouri - Columbia, where she graduated in May 2017 with a Bachelors in Journalism.

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