Despite my growing up just one state south, Minnesota seems foreign to me sometimes — for instance, when I stepped cautiously onto a frozen lake, imagining the ice cracking, and a truck blasted past.

I am attempting to remedy not having done some of these classic Minnesotan activities. I’ve rolled logs and held a carp. I don’t know if the latter is a Minnesotan activity, but it felt right.

So when the Prior Lake Snowmobile Association reached out to promote Snow Sports Sunday and invited me to attend, I saw a chance for another Minnesotan activity I had never done.

The Prior Lake Snowmobile Association hosted the event from noon to 5 p.m. Feb. 10 on the lake outside of Charlie’s on Prior. There were snowmobile vendors and free fat-tire bike and snowmobile rides.

I enlisted coworker and friend Amanda McKnight to go with me because her reactions to adrenaline-inducing activities are amusing (see “I’ll Try Anything Once: Ziplining.”) Spoiler alert, she doesn’t like them.

Regardless of her apprehension, I convinced her to go with me, and we headed to Prior Lake. Snowfall and cold, but not too cold, temperatures made it the perfect day for snowmobiling, or so I’ve been told.

Amanda and I signed away our right to sue if we died, got helmets and got in line. About 15 minutes in, I reconsidered my decision because my legs got cold. I’m not a resilient person in the winter.

I persevered, and we made it to the front of the line. We were then led to separate sleds for a ride around the lake. I was briefed on how the snowmobile works, which is a fairly simple process. There’s a throttle, and there’s a brake. Press the throttle when you want to go and the brake when you don’t.

The leader of our group took off with several experienced snowmobilers right behind him. Amanda was behind me on her sled somewhere. I took off at what felt like record-breaking speeds, though I think it was more like 20 mph.

I zoomed around the lake. It was awesome. I even said aloud to myself how awesome it was — that’s how awesome it was. It felt like riding a motorcycle but with less chance of death somehow.

Other snowmobilers had left me behind, and Amanda was long behind me, so I felt alone in the tundra. I felt like Bear Grylls, or Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie I haven’t seen. I made it to almost 40 mph.

I was unstoppable.

That is, until I stopped back at the beginning and the ride was over. Amanda pulled up a few minutes later, said “I’m not doing that again,” and we left to take a ride on fat-tire bikes and stand by the fire pit.

On the fat-tire bikes, I told Amanda we had to do it again. She said no. By the fire, I told Amanda we had to do it again. She said no. When we stopped for a bathroom break, I told Amanda we had to do it again. She said no.

I asked, “What if I drove?” She then agreed, not knowing I am often more reckless in front of other people than on my own. Her mistake.

We got in line again and after a short wait were put on a two-person sled. All control over speed and recklessness went to me in the driver’s seat. I was also more confident from the first ride. Again, her mistake.

I was off and this time could keep up with the group. A few minutes into the ride, we hit a bump, and I thought Amanda tapped me on the helmet. I later learned she had lurched forward and hit me with her helmet. It happens.

On straight stretches, I managed to make it to 55 mph. I took turns faster and didn’t panic when bumps threw the sled into the air for a bit. I would later learn that Amanda, in the back, was not so calm. She lived.

I got so into it that when it was time to pull over, I had to turn around because I had missed it. We pulled in, Amanda deemed me crazy, and we once again warmed up by the fire before heading home.

Would I do it again?

Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, I cannot afford a snowmobile, nor do I have a place to store it if I could, so it looks like I will make a return appearance at Snow Sports Sunday in 2020. That’s got to be the most important event happening that year. Until then, tell me what to try next.

Maggie Stanwood was born and raised in small-town Iowa before moving to Wyoming in middle school. After her brief stint in the Wild West, she attended the University of Missouri - Columbia, where she graduated in May 2017 with a Bachelors in Journalism.

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